Chris Brown. You either love him or you hate him. Or you are getting punched by him. One of the three. On December 7th, 2009, he released Graffiti. Now I'll tell you which ones to download, so you don't give this guy any alimony funds. (Obviously they weren't married, so this is just a private joke for myself. I laughed.)TOTAL RATING:3/10.
Yeah I said. 3 out of 10. It's pretty bad. But I'll highlight what I can for you to let you hear the good ones.
Songs To Notice
Track 1: I Can Transform Ya (Feat. Lil' Wayne) - I'm going to start by mentioning the singles. This doesn't mean I like them, it just means you need to notice them. This song features Lil' Wayne, and that's about all it has going for it. Produced by Swizz Beatz, he's done a lot better. (Lyrics like "Ciroc and lime, give it a lil' time, and she can transform ya like Optimus Prime" make me sick.)
Track 3: Crawl - Now don't get me wrong. I do like this song. It's a slow beat but the hook has a certain good feeling to it. But it's still a pathetic excuse for a single. (Another sing by Chris released after Transform Ya) Autotune level = 8/10.
Track 8: I.Y.A - FINALLY. A genuine song on this album that I like. It has that certain electronica beat to it that just makes me smile. And yet, they never pick the good ones for singles. Figures. (Although the Autotune level is high on this one. 9/10!)
Track 9: Pass Out - The newest single going to be released soon for the album. This song is the only other song on the album that I'll listen to. (I enjoyed the 'Call On Me' background hook.) The last one I'll mention in songs to notice. Time for the bad ones.
Songs That Suck
Track 5: What I Do (Feat. Plies) - If it wasn't for Plies horrible voice, I'd probably let this one slide. But it's just bad. Some of the lyrics are music to my ears, as long as my ears have been sliced off and left for dead in an old cheesy horror flick. It's your typical rap song about having plenty of chicks and nothing to do. (Lyric sample: "There's a 9 on me, that's no iPod, you want my watch homie, give me five bricks for it" by Plies, which doesn't even try to rhyme.)
Track 6: Famous Girl - Not only is this song annoying, but it's just trying to capitalize on Rihanna and his 'I'm sad after all my breakups in this world' attitude. No thanks.
Track 12: Fallin' Down - With the hook just repeating 'down' over and over again, how can I not just fall in love with this one? Well somehow I didn't, and it's another song you should leave to die.
Track 14: Girlfriend (Feat. Lupe Fiasco) - WORST SONG ON THE ALBUM. Don't say you haven't been warned. It's an upbeat song about 'not wantin' ya girlfriend, cause she's like lalalalala', whatever the hell that means. It's just a filler song and absolutely horrible.
Just Songs
Sing Like Me, So Cold, Take My Time (Feat. Tank), Wait, Lucky Me, and I'll Go.
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